Because the ST:TOS / DCU idea wouldn't stop bugging me, I wrote this silly little thing to ease the pressure. Last post here for about a week and a half, so enjoy if it takes your fancy. Warning: crack.

Title:  Pigheaded
Rating: PG.
Fandoms: ST:TOS, DCU
Summary: for reasons that I don't explain, Bones meets J'onn and, briefly, Bruce.
Disclaimer: anything you recognise, isn't mine.
Wordcount: 1068

Okay, I really, seriously cannot sleep right now. I've hit that stage where you're actually too tired to fall asleep, and I'm hating it. Consequently, my brain is wandering in weird directions. Such as:

Insofar as any two fandoms may be compared at all, comparing ST: TOS and DCU:
If K/S may, veeeery loosely, equate to S/B, as in fearless-leader-with-fiercely-held-ideals / shadowy-pragmatic-advisor-with-carefully-hidden-emotions .... does that mean that S/Mc (for which I nurse a secret soft spot) equates kinda to Bruce/J'onn? As in shadowy-pragmatic-advisor-with-carefully-hidden-emotions / compassionate-but-occasionally-abrasive-healer?

Or has my mind taken another wild and wacky detour to precisely nowhere?