Another short, because it's all I've time to write these days. But ... I'm tempted to say "Nobody kill me!" for this one. It lodged in my brain, and refused to leave, but ... it's so, sooo wrong! Really, incredibly screwy. But anyway. Here you go.

Title: True Deceptions
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: ...... Alfred/J'onn. Young!Alfred / female!J'onn, but still. Help!
Summary: One of J'onn's disguises is someone Alfred recognises. From a long time ago, in a different world.
Disclaimer: The madness is mine. The characters aren't.
Warnings: Aside from the obvious? Cliches. Also, anyone know what you call it when it's het on one side of the equation, and slash on the other?